She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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