okay pat passed out under dana's car
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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