There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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