It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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