sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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