Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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