The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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