You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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