did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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