i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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