Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
dude. I can hear the air.
do nipples grow back?
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