I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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