I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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