he thought i was a dude.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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