Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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