there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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