We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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