The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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