You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
