So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Please don't give away my fajitas
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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