Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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