Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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