life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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