my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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