Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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