Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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