can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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