if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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