Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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