She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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