we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
it's like iHOP with fire
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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