im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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