Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I need water and some morals
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Shame is for Republicans.
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