How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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