she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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