Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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