No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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