forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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