So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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