Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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