the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
