Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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