she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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