Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Betty ford says i'm here all night
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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