so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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