You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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