to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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