Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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