he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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