Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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