just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
